This is Jack. Former singer of chocolate rain and avid cigarette smoker, has used up 7 of his 9 lives.
Autotuned the cat because he won't shut up in the mornings. I don't know how this helps but I did it anyway.
Doggo is too small to jump on the couch and isn’t allowed on it anyway but can I really yell at him for this?
Kept hearing random music while I was shopping with my Wife. Checked her Snapchat when we got home to see this.
I got out of the shower around 10pm and heard a noise downstairs. I thought it was my wife fumbling around in the dark, until I saw she was snuggling with one of the kids, in bed (upstairs). At this point, my heart is racing, so I go grab my phone, just i
My Husband is a powerlifter and tends to break things around the house on accident. It's become a running joke. He sent me this today.......
May have just found next “Yanni or Laurel” soundbite thanks to my daughter’s obsession with Elmo. Listen once thinking Grover says “Yes, yes, that’s a f**king excellent idea” then again KNOWING he actually says “Yes, yes, that sounds like an
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